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phoenix_arose) wrote2006-12-11 03:46 pm
phoenix_arose) wrote2006-12-11 03:46 pm
Holiday rant
And the Grinch, with his grinch-feet ice-cold in the snow,
Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?
It came without ribbons! It came without tags!
"It came without packages, boxes or bags!"
And he puzzled three hours, `till his puzzler was sore.
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe Christmas," he thought, "doesn't come from a store.
"Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!"
I can tell we are in count down mode - peopleare pissed b/c we ship too fast people are pissed b/c we aren't shipping fastenought they are goign crazy b/c susie jim can't have the only thing she wanted for Xmas
people are freaking out when fedex hasn't scanned their package in the last 36 seconds and the 1st of 3 delivery trucks has already pasted by their house today
Maybe it was the strange one but whe I was 5 I turned and asked my mom if I had to open any more presents I apparently was content to stick with how ever many I had already opened. I would rather get things all year then try and cram it all in to on day -
I think next year we will celebrate the 12 days of Xmas - culminating in a birthday blow out sounds like a good way to bring in my quarter century mark huh?
Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?
It came without ribbons! It came without tags!
"It came without packages, boxes or bags!"
And he puzzled three hours, `till his puzzler was sore.
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe Christmas," he thought, "doesn't come from a store.
"Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!"
I can tell we are in count down mode - peopleare pissed b/c we ship too fast people are pissed b/c we aren't shipping fastenought they are goign crazy b/c susie jim can't have the only thing she wanted for Xmas
people are freaking out when fedex hasn't scanned their package in the last 36 seconds and the 1st of 3 delivery trucks has already pasted by their house today
Maybe it was the strange one but whe I was 5 I turned and asked my mom if I had to open any more presents I apparently was content to stick with how ever many I had already opened. I would rather get things all year then try and cram it all in to on day -
I think next year we will celebrate the 12 days of Xmas - culminating in a birthday blow out sounds like a good way to bring in my quarter century mark huh?