One More than I'm leaving i swear
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Orignial
Come live with me and be my love,
And we will all the pleasures prove
That valleys, groves, hills, and fields,
Woods, or steepy mountain yields.
And we will sit upon rocks,
Seeing the shepherds feed their flocks,
By shallow rivers to whose falls
Melodious birds sing madrigals.
And I will make thee beds of roses
And a thousand fragrant poises,
A cap of flowers, and a kirtle
Embroidered all with leaves of myrtle;
A gown made of the finest wool
Which from our pretty lambs we pull;
Fair lined slippers for the cold,
With buckles of the purest gold;
A belt of straw and ivy buds,
With coral clasps and amber studs;
And if these pleasures may thee move,
Come live with me, and be my love.
The shepherds's swains shall dance and sing
For thy delight each May morning:
If these delights thy mind may move,
Then live with me and be my love.
And here is what it spit out
COME LIEV WIT MA AND B MAH LOVA
AND WA WIL AL DA PLEASURES PROVA
TAHT VAL3YS GROVAS HILS AND FEILDS
WODS OR STEPY MOUNTANE YEILDS
AND!!1!!1!1 OMG WE WIL SIT UPON ROKS
SENG DA SHEPHARDS FED THERE FLOKS
BY SHALOW RIEVRS 2 WHOS3 FALS
M3LODIOUS BIRDS SNG MADRIGALS
AND!11!!! LOL I WIL MAEK THE BDS OF ROSES
AND A THOUSAND FRAGRANT POIESS
A CAP OF FLOWERS AND A KIRTL3
3MBROIEDR3D AL WIT LEAEVS OF MYRTL3
A GOWN MAED OF DA FIENST WOL
WHICH FROM OUR PR3TY LMBS WA PUL
FARE LIEND SLIP3RS FOR TEH WIT BUKLES OF DA PUREST GOLD
A BLT OF STRAW AND IVY WIT CORAL CLASPS AND MBR STUDS
AND IF TH3S3 PLAASUR3S MAY THE MOV3
COME LIEV WIT ME AND B MAH TEH!!11!1! OMG LOL SHEPH3RDSS SWANES SHAL DANCE AND SNG
FOR THY DALIGHT AACH MAY MORNNG
IF THAS3 DELIGHTS THY MIND MAY MOV3
THEN LIEV WIT M3 AND B MAH LOVE
1!!!! WTF
original
The Walrus and the Carpenter
Or, The Story of the Curious Oysters
The sun was shining on the sea
Shing with all his might
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright
And this is odd because it was
The middle of the night
The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were walking close at hand
The beach was wide
From side to side
But much too full of sand
"Mr. Walrus," said the Carpenter
"My brain begins to perk
We'll sweep this clear in 'alf a year
If you don't mind the work"
"Work?! The time has come," the Walrus said
"To talk of other things
Of shoes and ships and sealing wax
Of cabbages and kings
And why the sea is boiling hot
And whether pigs have wings
Calloo-Callay
No work today!
We're cabbages and kings"
Oh, uh, Oysters, come and walk with us
The day is warm and bright
A pleasant walk
A pleasant talk
Would be a sheer delight
Yes, and should we get hungry on the way
We'll stop and, uh, have a bite?
But Mother Oyster winked her eye
And shook her hairy head
She knew too well
This was no time to leave her Oyster bed
"The sea is nice,
Take my advice
And stay right here," Mum said
Yes, yes, of course, of course, but, uh, ha, ha
The time has come, my little friends
To talk of other things
Of shoes and ships and sealing wax
Of cabbages and kings
And why the sea is boilong hot
And whether pigs have wings, ha ha
Callo-Callay
Come, run away
With cabbages and kings!
Well, now, uh, let me see
Ah, a loaf of bread is
What we chiefly need!
Listen, how 'bout some pepper and salt and vinegar, eh?
Well, yes, yes, splendid idea, ha ha!
Very good, indeed
Now, if your ready, Oysters, dear.
We can begin the feed.
Feed?!
Oh, yes, the time has come, my little friends
To talk of food and things
Of peppercorns and mustard seeds
And other seasonings!
We'll mix 'em all together
In a sauce that's fit for kings
Calloo-Callay
We'll eat today
Like cabbages and kings!
I, uh, weep for you. I (hic), oh excuse me
I deeply sympathise
For I've enjoyed your company, oh much more
Than you realize
Little Oysters? Little Oysters?
But answer, there came none
And this was scarcely odd because
They'd been eaten
Every one!
With cabbages and kings!
The End!
Translated
DA WALRUS AND TEH CARPANTER
OR DA S2RY OF DA CURIOUS DA SUN WAS SHINNG ON DA SAA
SHNG WIT AL HIS MIGHT
HE DID HIS VARY BST 2 DA BILOWS SMOTH AND BRIGHT
AND THIS IS OD B/C IT DA MIDLE OF TEH DA WALRUS AND DA CARP3NTER
W3RA WOKNG CLOSE AT TEH BACH WAS WIED
FROM SIED 2 SIED
BUT MUCH 2 FUL OF SAND
MR!1!!11 LOL WALRUS SADE TEH MAH BRANE BGINS 2 P3RK
WAL SWEP THIS CLAAR IN ALF A Y3AR
IF U DONT MIND TEH WORK
WORK??!!!!!!!1! OMG LOL DA TIEM HAS COMA TEH WALRUS SADE
2 TOK OF OTHER THNGS
OF SHOES AND SHIPS AND SAALNG WAX
OF CABAEGS AND KNGS
AND Y DA SEA IS BOILNG HOT
AND WHATHER PIGS HAEV WNGS
CALO-CALAY
NO WORK 2DAY
WER31111! WTF LOL CABAEGS AND O UH OYSTARS COMA AND WOK WIT TEH DAY IS WARM AND BRIGHT
A PL3ASANT WOK
A PL3ASANT TOK
WUD B A SHER DELIGHT
Y3S AND SHUD WE GAT HUNGRY ON DA WAY
W3L S2P AND UH HAEV A BIET
BUT???!?!?! OMG WTF LOL MOTHER OYST3R WINKED H3R EY3
AND SHOK HER HAREY HEAD
SHE NU 2 WAL
THIS WAS NO TIEM 2 LEAEV H3R OYSTAR DA S3A IS NIEC
TAEK MAH ADVIEC
AND STAY RIGHT HAR3 MUM SADE
YAS YES OF COURSA OF COURS3 BUT UH HA TEH TIEM HAS COMA MAH LITL3 FREINDS
2 TOK OF OTHER THNGS
OF SHOES AND SHIPS AND S3ALNG WAX
OF CABAEGS AND KNGS
AND Y TEH S3A IS BOILONG HOT
AND WH3THER PIGS HAEV WNGS HA HA
CALO-CALAY
COME RUN WIT CABAEGS AND KNGS
WAL!1!!1!1 NOW UH L3T ME SE
AH A LOAF OF BREAD WUT W3 CHEIFLY NED
LIST3N!1!1 OMG LOL HOW BOUT SOME PAPAR AND SALT AND VIENGAR EH
WEL??!!? WTF LOL YAS YES SPL3NDID IEDA HA HA
V3RY!111!1!! WTF LOL GOD INDED
NOW IF UR READY OYSTARS DEAR
WE1!!!!!! WTF CAN BGIN DA O?!1!!1111 LOL YES TEH TIEM HAS COM3 MAH LITL3 FREINDS
2 TOK OF FOD AND THNGS
OF PAP3RCORNS AND MUSTARD SEDS
AND OTHAR SEASONNGS
WEL!11111 OMG WTF LOL MIX AM AL 2GETHER
IN A SAUCA TAHTS FIT FOR KNGS
CALO-CALAY
WEL 3AT 2DAY
LIEK CABAEGS AND KNGS
I1!1! OMG LOL UH WEP FOR U!!!1 OMG WTF I (HIC) O EXCUSA M3
I DEPLY SYMPATHIES
FOR IVE 3NJOY3D UR COMPANY O MUCH MOR3
THAN U R3ALIEZ
LITLE OYSTARS??!???!?! WTF LITLA OYSTERS
BUT???!?!!? LOL ANSWAR THEIR CME NON3
AND THIS WAS SCARC3LY OD B/C BAN AAETN
EV3RY WIT!!!1!! WTF CABAEGS AND TEH1111 OMG LOL 3ND!!11! OMG WTF
sweet_prince and http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.htmlOrignial
Come live with me and be my love,
And we will all the pleasures prove
That valleys, groves, hills, and fields,
Woods, or steepy mountain yields.
And we will sit upon rocks,
Seeing the shepherds feed their flocks,
By shallow rivers to whose falls
Melodious birds sing madrigals.
And I will make thee beds of roses
And a thousand fragrant poises,
A cap of flowers, and a kirtle
Embroidered all with leaves of myrtle;
A gown made of the finest wool
Which from our pretty lambs we pull;
Fair lined slippers for the cold,
With buckles of the purest gold;
A belt of straw and ivy buds,
With coral clasps and amber studs;
And if these pleasures may thee move,
Come live with me, and be my love.
The shepherds's swains shall dance and sing
For thy delight each May morning:
If these delights thy mind may move,
Then live with me and be my love.
And here is what it spit out
COME LIEV WIT MA AND B MAH LOVA
AND WA WIL AL DA PLEASURES PROVA
TAHT VAL3YS GROVAS HILS AND FEILDS
WODS OR STEPY MOUNTANE YEILDS
AND!!1!!1!1 OMG WE WIL SIT UPON ROKS
SENG DA SHEPHARDS FED THERE FLOKS
BY SHALOW RIEVRS 2 WHOS3 FALS
M3LODIOUS BIRDS SNG MADRIGALS
AND!11!!! LOL I WIL MAEK THE BDS OF ROSES
AND A THOUSAND FRAGRANT POIESS
A CAP OF FLOWERS AND A KIRTL3
3MBROIEDR3D AL WIT LEAEVS OF MYRTL3
A GOWN MAED OF DA FIENST WOL
WHICH FROM OUR PR3TY LMBS WA PUL
FARE LIEND SLIP3RS FOR TEH WIT BUKLES OF DA PUREST GOLD
A BLT OF STRAW AND IVY WIT CORAL CLASPS AND MBR STUDS
AND IF TH3S3 PLAASUR3S MAY THE MOV3
COME LIEV WIT ME AND B MAH TEH!!11!1! OMG LOL SHEPH3RDSS SWANES SHAL DANCE AND SNG
FOR THY DALIGHT AACH MAY MORNNG
IF THAS3 DELIGHTS THY MIND MAY MOV3
THEN LIEV WIT M3 AND B MAH LOVE
1!!!! WTF
original
The Walrus and the Carpenter
Or, The Story of the Curious Oysters
The sun was shining on the sea
Shing with all his might
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright
And this is odd because it was
The middle of the night
The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were walking close at hand
The beach was wide
From side to side
But much too full of sand
"Mr. Walrus," said the Carpenter
"My brain begins to perk
We'll sweep this clear in 'alf a year
If you don't mind the work"
"Work?! The time has come," the Walrus said
"To talk of other things
Of shoes and ships and sealing wax
Of cabbages and kings
And why the sea is boiling hot
And whether pigs have wings
Calloo-Callay
No work today!
We're cabbages and kings"
Oh, uh, Oysters, come and walk with us
The day is warm and bright
A pleasant walk
A pleasant talk
Would be a sheer delight
Yes, and should we get hungry on the way
We'll stop and, uh, have a bite?
But Mother Oyster winked her eye
And shook her hairy head
She knew too well
This was no time to leave her Oyster bed
"The sea is nice,
Take my advice
And stay right here," Mum said
Yes, yes, of course, of course, but, uh, ha, ha
The time has come, my little friends
To talk of other things
Of shoes and ships and sealing wax
Of cabbages and kings
And why the sea is boilong hot
And whether pigs have wings, ha ha
Callo-Callay
Come, run away
With cabbages and kings!
Well, now, uh, let me see
Ah, a loaf of bread is
What we chiefly need!
Listen, how 'bout some pepper and salt and vinegar, eh?
Well, yes, yes, splendid idea, ha ha!
Very good, indeed
Now, if your ready, Oysters, dear.
We can begin the feed.
Feed?!
Oh, yes, the time has come, my little friends
To talk of food and things
Of peppercorns and mustard seeds
And other seasonings!
We'll mix 'em all together
In a sauce that's fit for kings
Calloo-Callay
We'll eat today
Like cabbages and kings!
I, uh, weep for you. I (hic), oh excuse me
I deeply sympathise
For I've enjoyed your company, oh much more
Than you realize
Little Oysters? Little Oysters?
But answer, there came none
And this was scarcely odd because
They'd been eaten
Every one!
With cabbages and kings!
The End!
Translated
DA WALRUS AND TEH CARPANTER
OR DA S2RY OF DA CURIOUS DA SUN WAS SHINNG ON DA SAA
SHNG WIT AL HIS MIGHT
HE DID HIS VARY BST 2 DA BILOWS SMOTH AND BRIGHT
AND THIS IS OD B/C IT DA MIDLE OF TEH DA WALRUS AND DA CARP3NTER
W3RA WOKNG CLOSE AT TEH BACH WAS WIED
FROM SIED 2 SIED
BUT MUCH 2 FUL OF SAND
MR!1!!11 LOL WALRUS SADE TEH MAH BRANE BGINS 2 P3RK
WAL SWEP THIS CLAAR IN ALF A Y3AR
IF U DONT MIND TEH WORK
WORK??!!!!!!!1! OMG LOL DA TIEM HAS COMA TEH WALRUS SADE
2 TOK OF OTHER THNGS
OF SHOES AND SHIPS AND SAALNG WAX
OF CABAEGS AND KNGS
AND Y DA SEA IS BOILNG HOT
AND WHATHER PIGS HAEV WNGS
CALO-CALAY
NO WORK 2DAY
WER31111! WTF LOL CABAEGS AND O UH OYSTARS COMA AND WOK WIT TEH DAY IS WARM AND BRIGHT
A PL3ASANT WOK
A PL3ASANT TOK
WUD B A SHER DELIGHT
Y3S AND SHUD WE GAT HUNGRY ON DA WAY
W3L S2P AND UH HAEV A BIET
BUT???!?!?! OMG WTF LOL MOTHER OYST3R WINKED H3R EY3
AND SHOK HER HAREY HEAD
SHE NU 2 WAL
THIS WAS NO TIEM 2 LEAEV H3R OYSTAR DA S3A IS NIEC
TAEK MAH ADVIEC
AND STAY RIGHT HAR3 MUM SADE
YAS YES OF COURSA OF COURS3 BUT UH HA TEH TIEM HAS COMA MAH LITL3 FREINDS
2 TOK OF OTHER THNGS
OF SHOES AND SHIPS AND S3ALNG WAX
OF CABAEGS AND KNGS
AND Y TEH S3A IS BOILONG HOT
AND WH3THER PIGS HAEV WNGS HA HA
CALO-CALAY
COME RUN WIT CABAEGS AND KNGS
WAL!1!!1!1 NOW UH L3T ME SE
AH A LOAF OF BREAD WUT W3 CHEIFLY NED
LIST3N!1!1 OMG LOL HOW BOUT SOME PAPAR AND SALT AND VIENGAR EH
WEL??!!? WTF LOL YAS YES SPL3NDID IEDA HA HA
V3RY!111!1!! WTF LOL GOD INDED
NOW IF UR READY OYSTARS DEAR
WE1!!!!!! WTF CAN BGIN DA O?!1!!1111 LOL YES TEH TIEM HAS COM3 MAH LITL3 FREINDS
2 TOK OF FOD AND THNGS
OF PAP3RCORNS AND MUSTARD SEDS
AND OTHAR SEASONNGS
WEL!11111 OMG WTF LOL MIX AM AL 2GETHER
IN A SAUCA TAHTS FIT FOR KNGS
CALO-CALAY
WEL 3AT 2DAY
LIEK CABAEGS AND KNGS
I1!1! OMG LOL UH WEP FOR U!!!1 OMG WTF I (HIC) O EXCUSA M3
I DEPLY SYMPATHIES
FOR IVE 3NJOY3D UR COMPANY O MUCH MOR3
THAN U R3ALIEZ
LITLE OYSTARS??!???!?! WTF LITLA OYSTERS
BUT???!?!!? LOL ANSWAR THEIR CME NON3
AND THIS WAS SCARC3LY OD B/C BAN AAETN
EV3RY WIT!!!1!! WTF CABAEGS AND TEH1111 OMG LOL 3ND!!11! OMG WTF
