SO yesterday

[phoenix_arose]

(Older Chinese man walks in to the store)

Me: can I help you?

Older Chinese man: I need to change this (begins pulling out all manner of receipts and pushes them at me)

Me: does this player work?

Older Chinese man: works perfect

Me: I’m sorry I can't take it back

Older Chinese man: at other store they lie to me give me box as new box go home not new all cut up in box

Me: yes sir and they returned that one and you bought this one

Older Chinese man: this one wife not like want to change for (points to 1st receipt) that one

Me: I’m sorry sir it would violate our court order to take it back

Older Chinese man: (goes on rant about how Techridge sucks)

Me: I’m sorry sir but I can't control the other store - but I can not take this player back

Older Chinese man: I’m going call lawyer sue everyone fro lie to me

Me: sir I’m sorry I’m going to have to ask you to leave - since you have now mentioned lawyers we will need
to wit to be contacted by your lawyer before proceeding

Older Chinese man: (shoved DVD player at me and storms out of the store)

Me: (sets player aside and laughs with customers standing at front counter who witnessed this)

Older Chinese man: (storms back in) may I have DVD back

Me: yes sir it's yours you paid for it

Older Chinese man: (storms back out : gets just past the 1st set of doors : lifts DVD player over his head
slams it down on the floor and proceeds to jump on it several times : attempted to storm out the door but trips on a mud mat and falls out the door)

Sales Manager: what the hell was that about?

Me: don't ask you don't want to know

Sales Manager (walks out picks up DVD player and brings it in to the front counter)

10 minuets later

Older Chinese man: (walks back into the store) may have DVD player I jump on?

Me: sure (tries to fold box back around player)

Older Chinese man: (walks out w/ DVD shouting at me)

Entire store: (falls out on the floor laughing)

Comments

[aronal.livejournal.com]

OK, you get the customer of the day award.

[funny-lil-loser.livejournal.com]

I would have loved to have been there for that....god, nothing like that happens in my store. They just come back and are like, this fish bad, want new fish. They don't throw it, call their lawyers, or stomp it....tre bore.

If i liked fish better

[perfect-drug.livejournal.com]

i'd trade you

[versa6032.livejournal.com]

LOL!!! great story!! hahaha

[swem.livejournal.com]

that is fucking bad ass you guys should get the security cammmereas video's and send it into some tv show that would be fucking awsome ....or just send me a copy

Unfortunatly ...

[perfect-drug.livejournal.com]

the camera don't go out that far ... i was going to replay it on allthe store tv's if it did