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I hate my car today - grrrrrr - stupid lights in the bumper

!@#%$^#$R$% Cumputers

I think that the front computer needs to be defraged and scaned and the back computer needs to get the virus patch and then i'll have to figure out why the fuck it's not actuing like a server

Thoughts for the day

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.

The most ridiculous concept ever perpetrated by H. Sapiens is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of the Universes, wants the sacharrine adoration of his creations, that he can be persuaded by their prayers, and becomes petulant if he does not recieve this flattery. Yet this ridiculous notion, without one real shred of evidence to bolster it, has gone on to found one of the oldest, largest and least productive industries in history.

A long and wicked life followed by five minutes of perfect grace gets you into Heaven. An equally long life of decent living and good works followed by one outburst of taking the name of the Lord in vain - then have a heart attack at that moment and be damned for eternity. Is that the system?

I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes.

Honor thy father and mother where anyone can see you. But once you leave home, live your own life. Don't let them lead you around by the nose

While the rest of the human race are descended from monkeys, redheads derive from cats

Piffle, dear, I don't have morals, just customs

Logic is a way of saying that anything which didn't happen yesterday won't happen tomorrow

Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover

Runes

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