humor: free gift with purchase

Has i was getting up to pee for the 3rd time last night, i joking told James i'm tired of this free gift with purchase,

I'm am happily  with jelly bean,  this jelly bean was bought with many hours  of wonderful love making. with this amazing jellybean. you also get
the following free gifts( for those who don't wanna know  )

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the sardonic humor /whining bought to you by afternoon nausea