Humor regaurding the bump

[phoenix_arose]

The cat:
I was reading where the wild things are to the bump; James joined me about 3 pages in and started reading to the bump. The Cat then proceeded to try and get in the triangle that is "center of attention" basically btwn James and the book and my tummy. When he couldn't get there, he gently stood up and looked over the book as if to say "hey waz so 'portent in the tummy." We then we made room and after much struggling we finished the book while the cat looked he seemed not to understand the something in the tummy could be as important as his ear scratches are.

 

James:

 So He was sucking on my nipple when suddenly he goes flying from the bed sputtering to the bathroom. Then brushes his teeth and flies out to the living room get his soda. Why you ask? I have colostrum in my boobs now and he got a squirt

 

Comments

[charlayne.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Tell him it's good for him AND it will get you in shape for the baby feeding.

And just wait until baby rolls around enough that cat finds it. My cats always loved sitting on my tummy and purring. It was like helping to calm baby.

[perfect-drug.livejournal.com]

I've already trained the cat to stay off the tummy he can put the front paws gently on the tummy and purr to the baby but no climb on it (hurts) and according to James it does not taste good

[opheliasavalon.livejournal.com]

Aww, kitty is having older sibling syndrome.

Also, your James/boob story made my day :)

[perfect-drug.livejournal.com]

it totally made my night i had a total hysterical fit last night while it was happening