Top 10 things NOT to ask Ultimate empoyees

[phoenix_arose]

1. Why are you closing/shutting down/ect.?
   Real answer: Bad business planing             New and Improved answer: Blue
2. When are closed for good?
   Real answer: We don't know        New and Improved answer: Yes
3. Can you drop the price on this _____ any more?
   RA: Sorry No       NaIA: No*irriated look* 
4. How serious about the price are you ?
   RA: CAn't Change it                NaIA: Dead
5. When do you think the price is going to get better ?
   RA: Don't know        NAIA: It won't it's already below cost
6. How can you be closeing and hireing at the same time ?
   RA: Got to have some one to close       NaIA: Go away
7. What do you mean i can't return it - I didn't see the signs - "all sales are final" isn't on my receipt
   RA:I'm sorry             NaIA: I'm sorry you can't read
8. Do i get a cash discount
   RA: No       NaIA: Hell no
9. 20% off isn't a very big discount
   RA: It the best we can do      NaIA: You can by it or not
10. i can get it cheaper on line
    RA: *stupid look*            NaIA: I suggest you do that then

Comments

[oggie.livejournal.com]

teehee. . . Silly customers.

[cubarican.livejournal.com]

I finally got to reading this, my it's funny.