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Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

In October, I rescued dancingb4diana from being sacrificed (-200 points). In January, I fed gypsydragon to a Shoggoth (250 points). Last week, I recruited tgrauzer as a new cultist (30 points). In July, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In March, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In December, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points).

In short, I have been very good (370 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.

Your humble and obedient servant,
Perfect_Drug

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Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...
	Your Score:	Average For All Users	Average For All Bisexual Shacking Up Pink-Skinned 19 to 25-Year old Females (204 total)
Dating	11.54%	33.39%	18.12%	Gone steady
Self-Lovin'	40.91%	61.58%	48.38%	When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself
Shamelessness	37.1%	77.91%	62.31%	Puts 'em on the glass
Sex Drive	42.86%	75.87%	59.84%	I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'!
Straightness	5.56%	40.33%	13.11%	Knows the other body type like a map
Gayness	33.33%	79.27%	42.88%	At least one weekend of ecstasy
Dominant	81.67%	87.49%	76.98%	Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive	39.68%	87.9%	71.37%	A playtoy when the mood is right
Fucking Sick	76.53%	90.32%	79.84%	Refreshingly normal
Total Score	46.01%	74.42%	57.23%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 and see how you match up! (By The Ferrett)