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Dec. 7th, 2003 04:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
phoenix_arosereporter: so, what do you have to say about christianity's allegation that you took human form and died for everyone's sins?
god: i'll admit to being wild and reckless when i was younger, and fooling around in the mortal world a good deal, but i'm above that now.
reporter: so you were just... fooling around? you didn't make a sacrifice to cleanse people of sin?
god: sin is a human concept. when i created humans, they were fine. then they ate that apple, and everything changed. maybe the serpent soaked the apple in lsd before he gave it to eve... 'we don't have any clothing' they were saying, and freaking out. i hadn't even created such a thing as clothing!
he dreamed this - i thought it was pretty good
god: i'll admit to being wild and reckless when i was younger, and fooling around in the mortal world a good deal, but i'm above that now.
reporter: so you were just... fooling around? you didn't make a sacrifice to cleanse people of sin?
god: sin is a human concept. when i created humans, they were fine. then they ate that apple, and everything changed. maybe the serpent soaked the apple in lsd before he gave it to eve... 'we don't have any clothing' they were saying, and freaking out. i hadn't even created such a thing as clothing!
he dreamed this - i thought it was pretty good
