swipped from a friend

reporter: so, what do you have to say about christianity's allegation that you took human form and died for everyone's sins?

god: i'll admit to being wild and reckless when i was younger, and fooling around in the mortal world a good deal, but i'm above that now.

reporter: so you were just... fooling around? you didn't make a sacrifice to cleanse people of sin?

god: sin is a human concept. when i created humans, they were fine. then they ate that apple, and everything changed. maybe the serpent soaked the apple in lsd before he gave it to eve... 'we don't have any clothing' they were saying, and freaking out. i hadn't even created such a thing as clothing!

he dreamed this - i thought it was pretty good

yeah - this is what i was thinking a couple weeks ago

God, I feel like hell tonight
Tears of rage I cannot fight
I'd be the last to help you understand
Are you strong enough to be my man?

Nothing's true and nothing's right
So let me be alone tonight
Cause you can't change the way I am
Are you strong enough to be my man?

Lie to me
I promise I'll believe
Lie to me
But please don't leave

I have a face I cannot show
I make the rules up as I go
Just try and love me if you can
Are you strong enough to be my man?

When I've shown you that I just don't care
When I'm throwing punches in the air
When I'm broken down and I can't stand
Will you be MAN ENOUGH to be my man?

Lie to me
I promise I'll believe
Lie to me
But please don't leave