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[phoenix_arose]

Friends Help You Move. Real Friends Help You Move Bodies. I the the best kind of friend that say"no detective i haven't seen [insert idiot roommate's name here] since last week"

A**hat left the front door open again last night/this morning and i had to hunt down both cats who where extremely traumatized and scared when i found them

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[alinedragon.livejournal.com]

sounds like you need a new roomate.

[perfect-drug.livejournal.com]

mee too sadly the one in question is part of pair and they pay on time we are just locking the door after i go to bed