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Taken from shadsong
Jun. 24th, 2005 05:54 pmPrescription: Sexual Intercourse
For relief of headache, general malaise, and for the hell of it
Do not take while driving or operating heavy machinery. Keep out of reach of children.
Side effects may include labored breathing, drowsiness, euphoria, chafing, back pain, pelvic pain, easy bruising, dry mouth, tremors.
May become habit-forming. Has not been shown to cause cancer in laboratory animals.
Pregnancy Category A: Human studies have shown that sexual intercourse is safe during pregnancy.
Dosage and Administration: Twice daily; more as needed
For relief of headache, general malaise, and for the hell of it
Do not take while driving or operating heavy machinery. Keep out of reach of children.
Side effects may include labored breathing, drowsiness, euphoria, chafing, back pain, pelvic pain, easy bruising, dry mouth, tremors.
May become habit-forming. Has not been shown to cause cancer in laboratory animals.
Pregnancy Category A: Human studies have shown that sexual intercourse is safe during pregnancy.
Dosage and Administration: Twice daily; more as needed
